I live a pretty solitary lifestyle.
Occassionally I get text messages from wound_up and I hang out with my boyfriend when he's home... But for the most part, it's a dramatically different atmosphere from what I'm used to: always with someone or surrounded by people, both friend and foe.

I'll get bored of WoW or I don't have the attention span for reading... So what do I find myself watching? VH1. VH1 and it's crappy reality shows.
( My guilty pleasures have been the following: )

Drew's a bit disappointed in me for being interested in stupid reality shows like these, and to be honest, I'm disappointed in myself as well.

Is my life so boring that I willingly watch drama occur on TV?

I feel a whole lotta nothing 24/7... Watching reality shows where I'm empathetic towards the people on it at least makes me feel something - even if it's negative feelings.
Whatever degree of "reality" on these shows makes me feel more than any movie or TV show that I know wasn't actually staged or didn't actually occur.
These shows constantly make me look at myself and the things that I've been through; Sex Rehab, in particular, reminds me of the constant drama between Raven and me. I guess I became accustomed to having constant feelings of dismay in my stomach and I find it troublesome that I turn to that show to try to gain those feelings back.


Well, the good news is I got a seasonal job recently and it should keep me away from having to resort to watching this filth.

Cross-posted from my Facebook:

I'm currently having a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cut up the roof of my mouth SO GOOD right now - and I noticed on the box that they're having a sweepstakes of sorts where you can win a trip to one of the Sea Worlds!
Included is the choice for a "unique, interactive animal experience": you hang out with beluga whales, dolphins, or penguins.
WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? O_O


... And since xmellon_colliex already answered - SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO CHOOOOOSE.


Firstly, I enjoy the feeling that my mouth gets after consuming Cap'n Crunch - tis all part of the experience, imo.
My cusband (my cousin's husband) told me that the trick to not getting your mouth torn up is "very small bites, one or two sharp pillows per bite."
That'd take FOREVER to eat up the Capn?! However, I already thoroughly enjoy eating the Capn, so I believe that eating his cereal in such a way would be equivalent to a wino's smelling and gargling the wine before tasting it... Therefore an interesting cereal-eating experience INDEED!


In regards to my Sea World question: My initial guess as to how the majority will answer is that everyone will pick dolphins, some will pick penguins, and nobody will pick beluga whales.
My reasoning?
- Who doesn't like dolphins?!(unless one has seen that Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode, then I totally understand)
- Penguins tend to be stinky in person and perhaps would be rather skittish and would run away when you try to pet them.
- I don't think anybody knows enough about belugas and don't care enough about belugas to want to hang out with them over the superior dolphins/penguins. I mean, Sea World chose freaking KILLER WHALES to represent them over belugas - does this make belugas Nature's B student? Are belugas the red stapler guy at the office? Curious. (Also, they look REALLY weird. What's up with their noses? Apparently they can do "neat" little tricks with them. It just looks like their parents were a sperm whale and a dolphin - the brooding look of the whale and the enthusiasm of the dolphin.)


I obviously have picked dolphins cause I like swimming and I would hope that the "unique, interactive experience" would include getting to swim with them. Holding their fin while churning through the water at incredible speed... Weee! XD
If they weren't stuck in the ocean, they would SO be man's best friend over dogs - they're smarter and they apparently have sex for pleasure as well, giving them a big thumbs up from yours truly.

P.S. Drew said he'd pick the dolphin experience as well.
His reasoning is that he "can actually talk to them."
He also does the worst dolphin impression ever.
wound_up has heard it as well and we have spent time with dolphins during our many floating excursions at sea... So WE KNOW HOW THEY DO.

Remember when I used to come up with all sorts of cute little metaphors?
I kinda came up with one recently.

Drew and I were talking about girls and something I've noticed is that a lot of chicks tend to be insecure - inb4 "society's holding the good woman downah!"
I believe that to battle this insecurity is the woman's obsession with mirrors and a compulsion to primp and preen. Now, say what you will about narcissism, but I've always felt that it's actually pretty healthy both mentally and physically to keep up this kind of maintenance. (And yes, there is that whole conversation as to what's overkill...)

Drew didn't quite understand what I meant, so I said, "A girl primping is like doing work on your house - fixing the roof, putting a fresh coat of paint on your walls, mowing the lawn..."

... Feel free to make all sorts of anatomical connections. You know how I do. :P


In other news: Is it weird that I think it's kinda sexy that Drew is a fanboy of Kevin Costner? Lawl.

Hey guys. /waves

Remember me?

Just wondering if any of you guys are still hanging out on here or not or if everyone made the migration to something like Twitter or Facebook.

... Now lemme hear you say AY-OH! :D

Naw, it's okay... You don't have to. :P

( I was cleaning up my *internet life* as of late... )

After going through and getting rid of this stuff, I came upon this little booger - my epic, EPIC livejournal...
It chronicled everything from after high school till recently and I just can't bring myself to get rid of something that I made my own - an extension of my literary self.
This is the one place that I could really write what in the world was going on with me and you guys can observe all my personal highs and lows in the many chapters of my life.
I actually read all of it recently - it took me a couple of 2-3 hour sessions over the course of a week. Drew would find me either crying or giggling...
It was quite the experience - I didn't realize how much I had changed until I read what I used to think and remembering all of the things I've done - I felt like I was both reminiscing and comiserating with an old friend.

... I wish I could hug you, my LJ.

First and foremost, happy birthday to lady_mei, whose bday was the other day. I hope your day was filled with joy and fun and funness! ^.^


Next, I wish to ask the lot of you a question that I've been absurdly fixated upon since the airing of the stupidest show ever, Man Vs. Food. (I'll go into that rant in a little bit)
What food could you eat in massive quantities?
(A common example being that Asian dude who ate like 32498204824 hot dogs in 15 minutes and they aired non-stop on ESPN for ages, thus introducing the delicate sport of competitive eating)

I've been having a hard time answering that myself...
I'm constantly drinking and there are liquids that I'm pretty addicted to and feel compelled to drink every day (unfortunately, one of those liquids is not water); but even I know my limits and I feel gross if I drink a lot of Pepsi and I get sick and my stomach feels heavy if I drink too much chocolate milk.
In regards to food - I like eating. I don't hate on junk food but I don't extoll its virtues either - and junk food is pretty much the only food I can think of that people are willing and can binge on.
(I'm sure a carrot eating contest would really be something, but I think I'd see more people at a pie eating contest.)

I'm pretty sure I could eat a lot of pizza (attuned due to my WoW diet of pepperoni pizza Hot Pockets), Pringles chips, Fruit by the Foot, Oreos, and ice cream.
... Also cereal. Drew and I have stocked up our pantry with at least 8 boxes of cereal at any one time. :D
Foods that make me want to take a nap after eating like, one or two of them would be pancakes, donuts, and cake (all of them having similar heavy ingredients).





My opinion of Man Vs. Food isn't a pleasant one - I think the only reason homeboy has his own show is cause he's a charming, fat-ass bottomless pit of a man, and it's easy to see through his flatteries he dishes upon the creators of his eating ventures.
If you're going to have a show where a camera follows you around and watches you eat crap, you might as well look the part, and the rolling-his-eyes-into-the-back-of-his-head-with-pleasure look is overdone on his part. (He's got a masters degree in Drama, so that's to be expected.)
The lure of the show from the get-go is that he's willing to do all of these "food challenges" - eat a 8 pound burger and a donut the size of a human baby - but with the false pretense that he's actually able to complete them.
I have yet to see a show where he actually completes a food challenge - otherwise, I think many of us viewers can expect him to be full of big fat fail. But hey, he had some good eats and advertised the character of whatever dive joint he decides to grace with his apperance - gg.
The dude's so bad at these food challenges that a recent episode depicts him having to call in another guy to help him down a pizza the size of a boogie board.
I suppose the concept behind the show is a good one and should have a relatively large audience (pun intended - America's filled with obese folks), but how disappointing to tune into a show that should create a sense of fulfillment from such gluttony.
If a man is going to take advantage of the fact that he's being served 10 mighty breakfast tacos while there are starving people all over the world, he needs to finish his plate like a good boy and represent his prosperity as an American citizen AND struggling actor with his own show - not by rubbing his belly grudgingly and gurgling at the camera, thereby settling for defeat.

Amagad you guys LOOK:



My toon on World of Warcraft has a rofflecopter. XD


Before this recent expansion pack came out, Throbyn looked pretty cool - like her armor was cut from crystal and that she beheaded a huge bug to make a helm to wear.
The color pallette, however, for the new world that all of us have been exploring (Northrend) is more earthy and everything is either snowy or frozen.
... I was hoping for more fur but I'm afraid that a lot of shoulder pieces involve spikes and all the armor's so DIRTY.



... So I took up the profession of Engineering: I make bombs (particularly explosive sheep) and goggles that let me see gas. >_>
Eventually, when I make enough gold, I'll be able to make a rofflechopper:




Don't get me wrong, I love my mighty, trusty charger:




Look at him - he's so SASSY. Homeboy's been with me for ages and I went on a ridiculously long (and expensive) questline to get him... Isn't he 1337?!

Video Games my Boyfriend Enjoys:
- Halo
- Gears of War

Like any dude who plays video games, he rocks the first person shooters.


Movies my Boyfriend Enjoys and Owns:
- House of 1000 Corpses
- Silent Hill <---- omg, the nightmares I got after seeing that movie
- Gothika

Just... Gory, creepy stuff...

So add those two elements together and you get a video game that the two of us have been playing lately...

Bioshock Trailer




It's the reason why I can't sleep anymore.
Our sleep schedule is weird so we end up playing these games at all hours of the night, when it's all creepy and quiet...
He says that it's up there with games like Resident Evil (oh please - this game makes Resident Evil look like a sunshine walk through a candy store) and Silent Hill.

The whole concept is that it takes place in like, the 1960s and the character you play is a dude who survives a plane crash that eventually brings him to an unknown, very remote underwater dystopia called Rapture. The leader of it all (the guy narrating the trailer) ended up doing genetic experimentation on everyone up in there so now they're all psycho killers. Fun stuff.
The only thing to defend yourself for like, the first hour is a wrench.



... Yeah.

The developer mentioned his influences to be Ayn Rand, 1984, Logan's Run, and George Orwell.
So... It really is an enthralling storyline and the gameplay is... Um...

Some of the Heart-Stopping Gameplay Moments



*This noob was using a shotgun for the scene where he's surrounded by those splicers, and doesn't see where they're coming from... Um, use a machine gun - pray and spray, homie, HELLO.





/shudder

Aw man, you guys. I found this today when I opened up Semagic...
Before I came up here to Oregon for the first time to meet Drew, I wrote the following journal entry on the flight:


I don't travel much.
Therefore, it is a big event for me to be on an airplane right now, and with my Vaio to chronicle my shenanigans.

7:00pm
Am sitting bored in the terminal.
I'm lonely and very anxious and nervous about the current state of things...
Which is that I met a guy playing World of Warcraft a couple of months ago, and have fallen oh so sweetly for him and therefore have decided to use up my paid vacation time to go see him and stay at his house for a week... Haven't met him in person yet! Little does he know know that I'm pretty heinous to look at... 300lbs, missing all my teeth, and having this sweet bristley woman beard of mine. I'm considering Foo Man Choo-ing it up later on this week, draw in the Asian crowd that way.
DOMO ORIGATO, DO SAI MAS! ^.^

8:25pm
Hooray! The steward is rolling out the booze! One cup of chardonnay, please!

8:30pm
Currently stuck in the middle between a chick wearing less clothing than me but certainly more makeup and a Frat-boy-lookin' bloke with fuzzy arms that is making it pretty freaking impossible for me to get any arm room so I can type. Getting... Claustrophobic... Need... WINEAMAGADNOWNOWNOW.

8:40pm
Sweeeeeet. The steward [or male flight attendant, whatever's PC] saw how I was knocking back this cup of wine, so he's hooked me up with 2 free shots of this Jesus Juice. Huzzahs are in order.

9:00pm
BITCHES BE HATERS!
There's a stopover!
FALSE ADVERTISING, SOUTHWEST AIRLINES!
No! No! Bad airplane.
All the hot guys are leaving to go smoke righteous pot in San Jose and leaving all of this free space for hicks to hop up on with their chickens and pitchforks.

9:05pm
Am telling about my escapades thus far via text messages on my cell phone.
Kim's convinced that I'm gonna get kicked off the plane for being the drunk I am.

9:15pm
Huzzah - a hottie has come aboard and smells like Heaven. Surely he is the man of my dreams!

9:16pm
He must be gay. He didn't sit down next to me.

9:17pm
Oh, he's emo too.
LOL - "I wish my lawn was emo..."

9:30pm
The couple in front of me have lowered their seats backward the whole 2 inches and are snuggling with each other.
Um... I'd rather they didn't try to make babies in front of me like this...
I can hear them slurping through my headphones (currently playing Katy Perry).
I wonder if I were to kiss a girl, if I would like it and if Drew would mind it.

9:35pm
Have decided that if these two were to do the nasty in front of me like this, I could potentially write a saucy erotica about a couple doing it on a plane... And how many innuendoes can I come up with whilst their trays are in their upward and locked positions too. TALENT.

10:00 pm
Am currently making a playlist on my iPod of songs that remind me of Drew. For whatever reason, most of the songs are of the pornographic nature.
Am excited that I'm on this trip to see him - he is so worth all of the trouble that I'm going through just to be able to hold him close to me.
He must be meant for me - he's going to be waiting for me at the airport an hour in advance, with my favorite kind of Monster and a flask of Jager. Surely, HE is the man of my dreams and i'm going to have an awesome week, Walden-ing it up here in the great, exotic land of Ore Rei Gawn. (... Oregon, for you noobs.)

Robyn: I changed my phone number btw. My phone gots stolen in da club...
Allison: aww give me your new number so we can chat and text!!

Robyn: i've had this phone for ages, but i kinda forgot the number
Robyn: um...
Robyn: 805
Robyn:791
Robyn: .....
Robyn: or 971...
Robyn: no, 805 - 791
Robyn: 9597

Robyn:....

Robyn: call it

Allison: hahaha what if i get a scary hobo person!?!
Robyn: hobos don't have cell phones

Allison: TOUCHE

Robyn: they have coffee cans that they poop in, apparently
Allison: and they connect string to it to talk to other hobos
Robyn: LOL
Allison: but they just hear poop instead

Robyn: CALL IT.
Robyn: i dare you
Robyn: i double dog dare you
Allison: OOOO i'm scareeeddd
Allison: OH MAN OKAY
Robyn: LOL

Robyn:... I'm almost kinda positive that that's my number
Robyn: This is why I didn't get any fellas before Drew. I didn't know my number to give to them.

Allison: hahaha it said that it's no longer in service?
[Am I the hobo for not paying my phone bill? >_> ]
Robyn: okay, try this one
Allison: okay!
[ha - sucker!]
Allison: WOO NO HOBO
[so hopeful... ]

Robyn: 805 - 791 - 7975
Robyn: lotsa 7s; that looks right; i liked that number cause it has a lot of 7s
[and 7 is my favorite number]
Allison: i like it too! it's aesthetically pleasing
Allison: calllllllllling

Robyn: ....

Allison: FAIL
Robyn:LOL

Allison: HAHAHA ROBYN
Robyn: WHAT?!
Allison: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME IT'S AWKWARD
Robyn: I dunno! D:
Allison: AAHHHHH
Robyn: ROFL
Robyn: okay
Robyn: then it HAS TO BE...
Allison: YOU CALL ME
Robyn: What? NO
Allison: NO NO
Allison: NO
Allison: I DID THAT LIKE
Allison: TWICE
[she showed me!]

Robyn: I don't know your number!
Allison: [insert xmellon_colliex's celly here]
[just trucking on, not looking up at the screen like a smart person...]
Robyn: What is your number?!
Robyn: Gimme your
Robyn:Oh thanks
Allison: LET'S GO <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY xmellon_colliex!

*That's right. I still gots the leet HTML sk337z

Oh god, I miss my old realm: Forum post made by one of the best players on Daggerspine

AMAGAD.
Robyn moved to Oregon, leaving behind her family and friends and ending her CostCo career to go live with her hot, sexy boyfriend (that she met a few months ago playing World of Warcraft).
Discuss.

Why I brought up the twist and the mashed potato:


The Evolution of Dance



My boyfriend showed this to me one night - he's one of those nuts who can surf around on YouTube for hours.

I watch this video all the time.
I used to do the "Bye Bye Bye" dance all the time.
Homie's a noob.
Otherwise, his moves are pretty leet.

It's like the dance version of this video, if you think about it:

Pachelbel Rant

Heeeey guys... Been a long while since I updated this thing, yeah?

I haven't forgotten about any of you...

However, all of you may have forgotten about me.

/crickets chirp

... And probably have also forgotten that I am employed by the CostCo Wholesale Corporation.

One of the "fun" things that the big wigs put on for us lowly subordinates is something called "Safety Week."
All week we get visits from people like chiropractors and the American Red Cross; they'll have stuff for us to eat in the breakroom (as well as chocolate gold coins in the registers that look remarkably like condoms, and happen to say "SAFETY FIRST!" on 'em).
If you're doing something that's "safe" (like lifting a case of water properly) or if you answer a safety question correctly (when cutting the plastic around a pallet, do you cut towards yourself or away? the correct answer is ANARCHYSHANKEVERYONEBAHAHAHAHA), you receive a shiney piece of laminated paper dubbed to be the almighty SAFETY DOLLAR.
This safety dollar can be redeemed at the Food Court for a food item, such as a yogurt or hot dog, and is therefore sought out by many an employee.

Soooo last week I was hanging onto a shopping cart for dear life - my hands all bandaged up from smashing and cutting up my fingers working - going "Weeee!!!" while my friend, Ewan drove it full speed down the Front End.
For whatever reason, a supervisor noticed and was like, "Hey - HEY! That's VERY unsafe! Give me a Safety Dollar!"
 
[Cart comes to a screeching halt in front of said supervisor]
Me: /blank stare  Huh?
Supervisor: If you have any Safety Dollars, you need to give them up to me right now.
Me: ... I haven't gotten any Safety Dollars.
Supervisor: ... Well, if you get one, you can't accept it.
Me: /laughs incredulously  What? I'm NEGATIVE Safety Dollars right now?!
Supervisor: Yes.
Me: ... So lemme get this straight. If I were to have a Safety bank account, I would be negative Safety Dollars?
Supervisor: .....
Me: So if I were to write a Safety check, it would bounce?
Supervisor: .... Don't mock me. Safety is serious business here at CostCo Wholesale.

Needless to say, I'm not only poor with REAL money (as well as Monopoly money - god, i hate that game), but I'm having financial problems in my Safety affairs as well. AWESOME.

EPILOGUE: Don't worry friends - crisis averted! wound_up says that she Robin Hooded some Safety Dollars for me to put me back in the positive (even though Safety Week is pretty much over...). HaHA! That's right - beating the system! Fight the man - what's da man every done for you?!

WTF is the difference between the twist and the mashed potato?

I'm kidding! I'm SO gonna update! I'mma gonna update right now, actually, and with something to discuss and really think about.
Y'all ready for this?
It'll be hawt.
Prepare yourselves.

Do you think it makes you smarter to be easily amused or to have higher standards or humor?

It's been something that I've thought about because I tend to be easily amused and I wonder if it makes me simple-minded.
However, I like to think of it as I'm really creative and know how to appreciate the little things, you know?

... Yeah.
Fo sho.
Fo SHUGAH sho.

*goes back to playing World of Warcraft*

Wow... August... That was the last time I updated this thang? 
Hmmm... Funny thing that.  

Two things I've noticed about myself recently:

1) I don't like peas. ... I... I thought I did in fact like them alright, but it turns out I hate them - they ruin food.

2) Although I enjoy giving things to people, I don't like being around when they actually get it and seeing their initial reaction. If I can, I try to mail the gift or leave it on a doorstep (or like in the last entry, I put it outside of a vault on a desk).

Why, I remember that when I was with Ryan, I left a bottle of Tommy 10 on his bathroom counter and the next morning, when I was getting dressed to go home and he was getting ready for work, he picked up the bottle and came over to me in the bedroom...

Ryan: ... Did you leave this for me?
Me: ....
Ryan: Is this for me?
Me: ....
Ryan: ....
Me: I'm not saying you smell bad!
Ryan: *laughs*
Me: I just... Thought it would be nice... You know... To get you... BIG BOY... COLONGE... O_o
Ryan: *laughs* *sucks my face*

Ugh. I thought it would be possible to write an entry without alluding to the fact that I'm still pretty down about what happened with Ryan.

I'mma [not] gonna stay away from LJ update my LJ for a while until my love life starts to look up and I can start laughing genuinely about stupid things again, aiight? Peace.

*plays WoW*

P.S. Daw. Tommy 10 smells FANTASTIC too, but now I have an adversion to it. *sad sigh*

Super fast update on my guy situation:
- Broke up with Ryan
- Hottie Scottie got fired, and wasn't into me, but that's okay because he was bow-legged anyway
- I'm SO OVER my forever crush on Terry
- Currently VERY single

There's this guy at work that I like - his name's Shaun and he's a Leo (ha ha leo_tiger).



( Surprise, surprise - a LJ entry by Robyn about a boy - woohoo! )

Yesterday, I brought Shaun his favorite Rockstar energy drink and made him a mix CD* for him to listen to when he's working in the vault at work (they can listen to music in there - it's like a cold little cave where they count money for all hours of the day).
On the way there, I'm so enthusiastic about my cute-little-thing that I'm doing and thinking that he's SO going to be into me after this...
Once I step foot inside of my warehouse, I FREAK OUT. ZOMG - what if he thinks I'm being creepy???
I mean, I know his favorite energy drink and I made him a mix CD? CREEPY, especially from a chick who's been texting/calling him pretty often (especially when drunk).

So all day I'm calling up wound_up and asking my friends for advice on the subject - ALL of them said not to give this stuff to him.

However, I'm impossibly impulsive and ridiculously, OVERLY optimistic - how bad could this turn out?
I came to the conclusion that it really is a very considerate, cute thing to do; and what on earth would I do with them when they're for him?
Moreover, if he considered this simple act to be creepy - well, then forget him if he can't appreciate it! (But oy, it'd hurt like the dickens anyway)

.... But to appear a lot less creepy, I wrote this on the mix CD: "Here's some tunes to listen to while working in the vault - if you don't like 'em, just pop this CD in the microwave for a really neat light show!"

So I left it on a desk outside the vault and texted him that I left him goodies (you can't talk to people while they're in there, but you CAN text/call them), and RAN AWAY.
... Turns out that he was very appreciative of both things - he was all tuckered out so the Rockstar was a real pick-him-up, and after he got the CD working properly, he kept leaving the vault to visit me at my register to talk to me about it, "OMG - you have all of my favorite songs on there! How did you know?"
How did I know? CAUSE I'M OBSERVANT, is why. Werd.

*nods* So that's how that went.
Phew. :P


*Songs that are on Shaun's mix:
1. "Tell Me Baby" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. "Elephant Bones" - That Handsome Devil
3. "Come Out and Play" - The Offspring
4. "You Give Love a Bad Name" - Bon Jovi
5. "Get Outta My Dreams; Get Into My Car" - Billy Ocean <--- I'm sorry... EVERYONE should have this song
6. "Hey Jealousy" - Gin Blossoms
7. "Roll to Me" - Del Amitri
8. "Rock With You" - Michael Jackson
9. "When I Get You Alone" - Thicke
10. "Stronger" - KanYe West
11. "Come With Me" - Puff Daddy
12. "Can't Stop" - Maroon 5
13. "Makes Me Wonder" - Maroon 5
14. "Santeria" - Sublime
15. "Doin' Time" - Sublime
16. "High Fives" - Suburban Legends
17. "You Give Me Something" - James Morrison
18. "Dance Tonight" - Paul McCartney
19. "Let's Stay Together" - The Reverend Al Green
20. "Nothing Ever Happens" - Del Amitri

I went kinda rock modern - then took it back to the 80's and early 90's - then brought it back forward to recent music and then finished it off with some really chill, fun tunes. C:
I don't know about you guys, but I think about that sort of thing when I make mix CDs.

I did a pretty pitiful, desperate sort of thing... Well, not THAT desperate, but now I know some things...

Haven't heard from Ryan in a LONG while, so I finally just called him and left him a voicemail saying:
"Hey Ryan - it's Robyn. I haven't heard from you in a while, so call me back, okay? I have to talk to you about something. Hope to hear from you soon."

I gave him all day to call me back - I kept checking my phone while I was at the Ventura County fair...

( ZOMG - Ready for a tangent? READY-SET-YAY-PHOTOS-TOO! )

*sad sigh* Anyway....


LOOK! Look at Red and how patriotic he is in this photo!



I'm pretty sure he'd attack any and all commies that wouldn't get up off our redneck yard. Werd.